I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and at Trump Plaza — black guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day. Those are the kind of people I want counting my money. Nobody else. . . . Besides that, I’ve got to tell you something else. I think that the guy is lazy. And it’s probably not his fault because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is; I believe that. It’s not anything they can control.
-DT
You go to stores, you don’t see Christmas. It says Happy Holidays. I want Christmas, I tell my wife, don’t go to those stores. No, I want Christmas. Because Christmas…remember the expression Merry Christmas? You don’t see it anymore. You’re gonna see it if I get elected, I can tell you right now. I can tell you right now.
-DT
In a speech delivered in 2012, Ben Carson said the big bang theory was part of the “fairy tales” pushed by “highfalutin scientists” as a story of creation.
Similarly, Carson, a noted creationist, said he believed the theory of evolution was encouraged by the devil.
Our new government is founded upon exactly the opposite idea; its foundations are laid, its corner- stone rests, upon the great truth that the negro is not equal to the white man; that slavery subordination to the superior race is his natural and normal condition.
This, our new government, is the first, in the history of the world, based upon this great physical, philosophical, and moral truth.
-AS
OFF TO THE PICTURES:
One week after a gunman killed two people after opening fire in a Lafayette, La. movie theater, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal (R) said that people should be able to bring firearms into movie theaters.
She really is somebody who knows what’s happening and she’s a special person, she’s really a special person and I think people know that.
-DT
"There's not a racial divide in the city of Ferguson," Mayor James Knowles said Tuesday in an interview on MSNBC's "NewsNation" with Tamron Hall. "That is the perspective of all residents in our city. Absolutely."
In a condemnatory speech against the Obama administration’s new Environmental Protection Agency carbon emission regulations, Kentucky state Sen. Brandon Smith (R) claimed that man-made climate change is scientifically implausible because Mars and Earth share “exactly” the same temperature.
Smith, the owner of a mining company called Mohawk Energy, argued that despite the fact that the red planet doesn’t have any coal mines, Mars and Earth share a temperature. Therefore, Smith reasoned, coal companies on Earth should be exempt from emission regulations.
Longtime GOP Rep. Frank Lucas won his primary in Oklahoma on Tuesday, but one of his opponents is pretty sure the real Frank Lucas died three years ago. Tim Murray wrote a letter announcing his plan to contest Lucas's win, explaining, "It is widely known Rep. Frank D. Lucas is no longer alive and has been displayed by a look alike."
"We've got, for instance, two sisters, and these two sisters want to get married. They love each other. They are committed to each other. They want to spend the rest of their life together," attorney Karen Mueller, the candidate, said.
I do not believe that human activity is causing these dramatic changes to our climate the way these scientists are portraying it.
-MR
Fighting climate change is high on the agenda of the radicals who want to destroy America, it isn’t high on the agenda of those who really care about what goes on in life.
-PR
Charles Krauthammer said on Tuesday that the belief in global climate change is mere “superstition” akin to the “rain dance of Native Americans.
If you look carefully at the Bible what would have happened in Jesus’ time if two men decided they wanted to cohabit together, they would have been stoned to death.
So Jesus would not have baked them a wedding cake nor would he have made them a bed to sleep in because they wouldn’t have been there.
-PR
A congressional candidate in Chicago, who blames natural disasters such as tornados on gay rights and claims autism is a punishment from God, has won the GOP nomination and will challenge Democrat Jan Schakowsky for the 9th Congressional district of the city.
"God controls the weather. God is angry. We are provoking him with abortions and same-sex marriage and civil unions," she said. "Same-sex activity is going to increase AIDS. If it's in our military, it will weaken our military. We need to respect God."
History should be written by experts, not people from socialist higher education. We know we didn't come from monkeys!
-TT
Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in southeast Oklahoma that they'll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it. Think about that issue. How is it that that's happened to us?
-TC
Women go to the doctor much more often than men! Maybe they’re smarter or maybe they’re hypochondriac. They live longer. Who knows? But if it’s insurance, you ought to be able to charge people who use the services more, more.
-JS
I was part of a cult that believed you can live without food or WATER, admits actress Michelle Pfeiffer
Actress Michelle Pfeiffer has revealed she joined a cult that believed you can live without food or water.
In a candid interview, the Dangerous Liaisons star describes being put on a diet 'nobody can adhere to' and psychologically manipulated by a 'very controlling couple' when she first reached Hollywood aged 20.
She was taught to be a 'breatharian' - someone who supposedly gets all their nourishment from the sun, with no need to eat or drink.
Misinformed Man: I hear they ask you a bunch of questions and that's how they decide whether you have to be on the jury.
Curious Woman: Like what?
MM: Like whether you're in favor of the death penalty or not.
CW: Kill 'em all. That's what I say. Haw haw.
Butting-in Woman: Me too. That's what I think.
MM: It's ridiculous. They don't execute anyone in this state.
CW: It's not right.
MM: It's not a deterrent if they just keep them on death row, but never execute them.
CW: They don't care. It's nice and warm in there.
MM: I don't even know why we have a death penalty.
CW: The should just take them out back and shoot them. Haw haw.
BIW: That's what I think too.
I think we need to have that moment where we realize [we’re] going broke. If the debt ceiling isn’t raised, that will sure as heck be a moment.
I think, personally, it would bring stability to the world markets, since they would be assured that the United States had moved decisively to curb its debt.
Former Bears coach Mike Ditka identifies his decision not to run for Senate in Illinois in 2004 the "biggest mistake he's ever made," given that he could have ended Obama's political career, maybe.
It offers a tantalizing vision of an alternate universe written somewhere in the stars, where Barack Obama is still trudging to the Illinois statehouse each day, and President John McCain works with Senator Ditka to craft important policy on football and snacks and such.
Wind is God’s way of balancing heat. Wind is the way you shift heat from areas where it’s hotter to areas where it’s cooler. That’s what wind is.
Wouldn’t it be ironic if in the interest of global warming we mandated massive switches to energy, which is a finite resource, which slows the winds down, which causes the temperature to go up?
-JB
All that stuff I was taught about evolution, embryology, the Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it's lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior.
-PB
Sen. Jim Inhofe (R-Okla.) thinks the federal government will stop at nothing to abridge America's Second Amendment rights. The federal government is so opposed to firearms, in fact, that it has gone on an ammunition-buying spree so that there won't be any bullets left for law-abiding Americans, Inhofe charged Monday.
Mars is essentially in the same orbit [as Earth]....Mars is somewhat the same distance from the sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.
-DQ
George W. Bush did a incredible job in the presidency, defending us from freedom.
-RP
MADRID (AP) — Five-time Tour de France champion Miguel Indurain says he believes in Lance Armstrong's innocence after the American cyclist was stripped of his seven titles from the race.
The decision to strip Armstrong and ban him for life for doping leaves Indurain among four riders with a record five titles.
Indurain told Radio Marca that the entire case was ``bizarre'' since Armstong never tested positive for doping. Indurain says ``it is strange they take away his tours because of the testimonies of some teammates.'