American Squirm

L'ETE EST PRESQUE TERMINEE

 

BY THE SEA, BY THE SEA

What I saw  - down the shore:

One hunchback (in a t shirt, not in flagrante)

Two fat girls in black bathing suits

Three chooches smoking

And not a cloud in the sky 

EMMA ROBERTS - ON SUMMER ATTIRE

I love summer, but my legs are so pale I can never wear shorts or a bikini.

-ER

SARAH SILVERMAN - SUMMERTIME BLUES

As a kid, I was terrified. I was a bed wetter, and I had to go to sleepaway camp every summer, which was humiliating and terrifying. I had lots of insecurities and scaredness.

-SS

JOHNNY WEIR - ON SWEATY PEOPLE

I hate summer, to be honest. I hate dressing. I hate the heat. I hate sweaty people getting aggressively close to you when you're walking down the street.

-JW

LEWIS BLACK - ON THE SUMMER

I believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.

-LB