GEORGE: CLETUS:
A London cosmetic surgeon has devised a mathematical formula to prove what the world already knows: The “Ocean’s Eleven” star is, formulaically speaking, the most beautiful man in the world.
Men ages 20 to 29 who ejaculated 21 times or more each month were 19 percent less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer than those who ejaculated less often, between 4 and 7 times per month.
Men 40 to 49 who ejaculated at least 21 times per month reduced their risk of developing prostate cancer by 22 percent.
OLIVIA:
ERMALINE'S ASSETS;
Lizbeth Lugo has over 300,000 followers on Instagram, and her fans love her. “Wow, amazing!” one wrote on a recent post. “Great stuff!” said another. How does she earn these plaudits? She waxes. Not philosophical, as the phrase goes; she just waxes. “Obsessed with ur waxing video...makes me wanna move to America n beg u for a job,” wrote another fan, followed by three smiley faces, under a video of a woman getting the peach fuzz waxed off her upper arms.
Lugo is a California-based esthetician who posts pictures and short videos of her feats of body hair removal, and she’s becoming the sort of famous that wasn’t possible until precisely this historical moment: She is the world’s first viral Instagram waxing star.
BERNARD:
Nordstrom don't even stock a pair of quality overalls, says Jedediah.
LEOTIS:
LUCKY WOMAN:
A hungry and broke Ohio woman was arrested Monday for soliciting sex in exchange for nachos and a lump of cash.
Officers said they discovered Crystal D. Hotlosz, 36, of Clairsville, on the website YoungstownBackpage.com, which she was using to bargain “$60 and nachos” to individuals looking for sex acts, according to the police report.
According to police, the woman was “very adamant about getting the nachos,” and asked the officer several times if he had them, as well as any cash.
ELMER:
An Iowa substitute teacher accused of having sex with a student claims the 17-year-old boy seduced her with his “elevated vocabulary” and threatened to “burn her life down” when she threatened to leave.
You think we look pretty good together
SILVER TONGUED NOAM:
POOR BULINNIA:
I love my tits being out.
-KJ
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ON THE OTHER HAND, MY COUSIN VERMINELLA ALWAYS KEEP HER ASSETS UNDER WRAPS
ANDY:
EB:
Andy Murray has a story that will make the hair on your neck — and arms — stand up.
The tennis star revealed the craziest fan encounter he’s had to deal with recently, and it involves a maid breaking into his room and caressing his arm while he slept.
“She came in and sat on my bed and started stroking my arm at about seven in the morning when I was still sleeping,”
she also touched his fuzzy balls
Leonard Guarente is certain he’s succeeded where doctors (and quacks) before him have failed.
CLETUS REGULAR: CLETUS AFTER DOUBLING UP:
ANGLER FISH ROSCOE
When the male deep-sea angler fish cozies up to a female fish he bites through her skin, melts his mouth into her body with a digestive enzyme and spends the rest of his life leeching her nutrients in exchange for providing his sperm.
CHINESE WOMAN
ELMIRA JANE
Pale skin. Big eyes. A narrow jaw. For many young Chinese women, that's the ideal.
HILARY: CYRUS THE SUITOR:
An obsessed fan is reportedly parading around Beverly Hills in search of Hilary Duff's home, allegedly planning to propose to her.
CLEO:
LILYBELLE:
ZOE: ERMALINE:
Action star Zoe Saldana may be a heroine on screen but she says to one producer she was just a pretty face and a "difficult b--ch."
The "Avatar" star slammed Hollywood's sexism, recalling an eye-opening experience that made her realize the industry's double standard.
"I hired you to look good in your underwear holding a gun," she said a producer once told her.
More than bear maulings or cliff falls, being burnt alive in a hot spring is perhaps the most horrifying way to die in Yellowstone.
VIRGIN: NOT EXACTLY SO:
Dr. Holekamp said the findings add to evidence that intelligence is not one quality, and that different tasks depend on different parts of the brain and different abilities.
Woman caught with drugs inside vagina tells jail officials she has no idea how they got there
A woman caught with pills inside her vagina told police she had no idea how the drugs had gotten there. Dusty Ingram, 38, stunned police when they found the drugs in a plastic bag inside her genitals following a strip search at the Okaloosa County Jail in Florida.
KING CARL: UNCLE HIRAM:
LOUISIANA MAN: REBUS:
The next logical step is for a homosexual to come to your church and demand to be hired,” Cruz said. “Whether as pastor or as janitor it’s immaterial.”
A 65-year-old man is charged with trespassing on a neighbor's Manor Township farm after police found him drunk and naked in a hog barn.
Larry William Henry, of Safe Harbor Road, is charged with indecent exposure, criminal trespass and public drunkenness regarding the June 26 incident on a Coffee Street Road farm.
I just like pigs," Henry told officers who asked why he was there.
EB REGULAR:
EB DOODED UP:
There are apparently consequences for eating the last of Phyllis D. Jefferson's salsa.
The Akron, Ohio, woman was arrested Sunday after she allegedly stabbed her boyfriend when he ate all the spicy stuff, police said.
OREGON WOMAN: ELVIRA MAY:
CLELL: YU PENG:
A 19-year-old backpacker from China has sparked outrage by offering to have sex with a different man in every city she visits to fund her travels.
SELENA:
DORABELLE:
Selena Gomez is boasting about walking "around naked."
The 22-year-old singer opened up on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Monday about the new things in her life, like first-time home ownership and living away from her parents.
"I can walk around naked now," she told the daytime talk show host.
Sex with animals banned in Denmark after outcry over legal loophole: Minister acts after country became magnet for sex tourists
FLEMUS: NERVOUS DANISH COW:
Denmark has finally vowed to ban sex with animals because the practice is 'damaging the country's reputation' as well as being non-consensual.
The country has become a magnet for animal sex tourists in recent years and has even seen a surge in animal brothels - as bestiality is banned almost everywhere else in Europe.
EB: SPERM:
The more masculine a man's face is, the worse his semen quality might be, according to a new study in the Journal of Evolutionary Biology.
I rarely use a stylist, and enjoy choosing my outfit on my own. If you know what suits your body and personality then your individual style emerges naturally.
HILARY RHODA
HILARY: MAYBELLINE:
BEAR: HIRAM:
A resident in northern New Jersey got a scare after waking up and finding a black bear in the kitchen. Vernon police say the bear broke a screen and climbed through a window. Its paw turned on the sink faucet and flooded the countertop.
New Jersey bans a lot of things, but apparently bestiality is not one of them. A measure that has begun advancing in the Legislature seeks to change that.
A frisky California wife ended up in the ER after she put exploding candy into her genitals during sex.
The unnamed woman, from Newport Beach, reportedly thought inserting the tingling Pop Rocks confectionery into her vagina would increase her pleasure.
Emma Stone: Keeping weight on is a struggle for me
EMMA STONE: AUNT SELMA:
I've seen articles or comments that have addressed my weight of caving to pressure to be thin. Keeping weight on is a struggle for me — especially when I'm under stress, and especially as I've gotten older.
-ES
ORCA: CLETUS:
Whales at SeaWorld have been put on psychoactive drugs akin to Valium, documents have revealed.
Orcas, or killer whales, are dosed with benzodiazepine to control their aggressive behaviour, it has emerged in a bitter court case between the marine park and its rival Marineland.
The drug, which contains valium and xanax, is designed to quell anxiety and commonly causes users to become drowsy. Prolonged use has been proven to cause panic attacks, out-of-body experiences, and muscle spasms.
GALILEO:
CLETUS:
Just 74 percent of respondents knew that the Earth revolved around the Sun, a shocking new study into the scientific knowledge of American has found.
The survey included more than 2,200 people in the United States and was conducted by the National Science Foundation.
Watching the Winter Olympics in Sochi may inspire some to get off the couch and begin working out or playing sports, but it's important to ease into these activities, an expert suggests.
"Just watching these events can serve as a tremendous inspiration to shape up, change or start a physical activity or sports regimen," Jim Thornton, president of the National Athletic Trainers' Association, said in a news release from the group.
Macaulay Culkin has formed a pizza-related Velvet Underground tribute band.
Billed as Pizza Underground, the group brings together Culkin and four musicians from New York's anti-folk scene: Matt Colbourn, Phoebe Kreutz, Deenah Vollmer and Austin Kilham. Some 23 years after he starred in Home Alone, Culkin is credited with "percussion/kazoo/vocals."
TITUS AND JUBALIENNE
