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The ever optimistic Musk told Axios that upgrading human intelligence would start with planting a chip in someone’s head with “a bunch of tiny wires” with the goal of creating a hard drive for people’s brains.
FUTURE FELLOW:
You know a broken clock is right once a day. The bottom line is I'm still here, I'm still working.
-RP
Republican presidential candidate and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker said on Sunday that a wall along the border between the United States and Canada is a "legitimate issue" to consider.
I was thinking about that today, how I probably think I’m better-looking than the public thinks I am.
-MT
I don’t know the names of all the things, the big tower, Eiffel Tower, an arch, whatever that—I rode around in a circle. And then what’s that—it starts with an L, Louvre, something like that. One of those.
-BW
So when people come out and say that marriage is something else — marriage is the marriage of five people, five, 10, 20. Marriage can be between fathers and daughters. Marriage can be between any two people, any four people, any 10 people, it can be any kind of relationship and we can call it marriage.
But it doesn't make it marriage. Why? Because there are certain qualities and certain things that attach to the definition of what marriage is.
-RS
I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive. I'm always waiting for that phone call: 'Hello. We've just realized you're really a no-talent hillbilly. We've made a horrible mistake and we'd like you to leave now.'
-LB
I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out.
-CN
Since I was 15 I've felt kinda like... an old man.
-MC
The only meat I eat is from animals I've killed myself.
-MZ
If you look back on all the teachers that you liked, I am sure you will find they were very entertaining.
-BN
Do you seriously expect me to be the first Prince of Wales in history not to have a mistress?
-PC
Everywhere I go, somebody is staring at me, I don't know if people are staring because they recognize me or because they think I'm a weirdo.
-LD
They'll know you've arrived when you pull up in a '58 Edsel.
-EF
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The Edsel is most famous for being a marketing disaster. Indeed, the name "Edsel" became synonymous with commercial failure, and similar ill-fated products have often been colloquially referred to as "Edsels". Since the Edsel program was such a debacle, it gave marketers a vivid illustration of how not to market a product. The principal reason the Edsel's failure is so famous is that it failed despite Ford’s investment of $400,000,000 in its development.
The Edsel's most memorable design feature was its trademark "horsecollar" or toilet seat grille, which was quite distinct from other cars of the period. According to a popular joke at the time, the Edsel "resembled an Oldsmobile sucking a lemon". Some have speculated that the car failed to sell because its grille resembled a vulva. 
Nobody picks on a strong man.
-CA
Radishes grow just about anywhere. People think, 'Oh it's just a radish.' But radishes are delicious, and people don't think of cooking them.
-EL
CHARLES MANSON BEAVER CLEAVER
DANA BASH
I've not talked to anybody here who doesn't think it's a very, very big possibility, even Republicans, that the government won't shut down—even for a short time.
Congressman: Lunatic:
A Newport man was arrested on multiple charges Sunday morning after Jonesboro police say he spent the night in a local store huffing air duster.
Just before 8 a.m. Officer Caleb Landreth was dispatched to Kmart, 2010 South Caraway, regarding a suspicious person.
Employees told Landreth when they arrived at the store they found Robert Pry, 21, passed out in the storage room.
The store manager led the officer to the back room and pointed to a pair of feet sticking out from a cubby hole beneath some stairs.
Landreth said when Pry was “covered in vomit and urine.”
When asked what he was doing inside the store, Pry reportedly said “huffing.”
The secret of my success is my hairspray.
-RG
My ultimate vocation in life is to be an irritant.
-EC
Good job there.
-AS
Compared to people in Africa, I think we've all had privileged upbringings.
-JC
Everyone looks at your watch and it represents who you are, your values and your personal style.
-KB
I believe in benevolent dictatorship provided I am the dictator.
-RB
James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.
-WF
A lot of people want to die for a lot of reasons.
-JT
The fear of clocks.
I think with the whole new Internet media, I'm not necessarily Internet savvy, but I just feel that the way that art in general will be presented to the public is going to be different.
-AS
The Lama
The one-l lama,
He's a priest;
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.
And I will bet
A silk pajama
There isn't any
Three-l lllama.
It's well known I'm a Scientologist, and that has helped me to find that inner peace in my life and it's something that has given me great stability and tools that I use.
-TC
I might have some character traits that some might see as innocence or naive. That's because I discovered peace and happiness in my soul. And with this knowledge, I also see the beauty of human life.
-TM
I'm not afraid to look like an idiot.
I just have my characters say my controversial opinions and then hide behind them.
-MK
Miley Cyrus: "I'm not the white Nicki Minaj."
Miley Cyrus is telling Billboard that her change in musical direction is an attempt to avoid being pigeonholed into one genre.
“A lot of people wanted to try to make me the white Nicki Minaj,” Cyrus explained. “That’s not what I’m trying to do. I love ‘hood’ music, but my talent is as a singer.”
more spurious assertionsActing is such a weird job.
-MC
Alabama state Sen. Shadrack McGill, who you may remember announced earlier this year that he takes his reproductive health policy cues from “the Scripture alone,” is reportedly being harassed by women he believes are exotic dancers.
The women have allegedly been following him for quite some time, as McGill told AL.com on Tuesday: “During the [2010 legislative] campaign, we had two strippers come to my house at 1 o’clock in the morning. Me and my wife both got up to address the situation. They did inform me that they were strippers at a particular club in Huntsville.”
Someone said that Shadrack ran off without paying for his last lap dance. Apparently that's what started all the commotion.
I want people to bow as they see me and say he is gifted with poetry, he has seen the presence of the creator.
Our technology may be getting smarter, but a provocative new study suggests human intelligence is on the decline. In fact, it indicates that Westerners have lost 14 I.Q. points on average since the Victorian Era.
how stupid must one be to go here for news
The 35-year-old single mother of 20-month-old Xander continues to
refuse, in the face of rampant Hollywood gossip and speculation, to
share the identity of her child's father. And why should she?
Here's one couple that
will have you seeing double! Donald and Nancy Featherstone of
Massachusetts have donned matching, his-and-her outfits every single day
for the last 30 years, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase
"perfect match."
The world intrudes in my brain daily. Since my brain is dripping with all kinds of stuff that's out there in the world, that I can't seem to be able to shut out, it has to end up being in my work as well.
-EB
I don't want to return to the past. I don't yearn for when I was 18 years old. I was in high school then. I had acne. I had a terrible hairdo. I'm sure I was sporting polyester pants.
-JS
The posturing boy despot who could blunder into apocalypse
The West hoped that Kim Jung-un’s accession might bring reform to the barbaric regime. There was little chance of that.
Within months of his accession, Kim had acquired the formal titles he needed to establish his leadership, swopping that of general for ‘Marshal’. By August 2012, Kim had become ‘Supreme Leader’ and the purges had started.
In order to boost his position, Kim Jong-un even underwent plastic surgery to copy the chubby cheeks and downturned mouth of his grandfather Kim Il-Sung, first ruler of North Korea and a man so revered he is still called The Eternal President 20 years after his death.
as below
I just started off with marijuana, graduated to coke, then to prescription pills, and then someone was just like, ‘Do you want to try it?’
When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.
-NR
