Mal de debarquement syndrome (MdDS), a rare and chronic form of reverse motion sickness. Instead of getting seasick on board, their illness begins when they hit dry land - and it never ends.
November 2019
11/08/2019
WHAT IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE?
LZ: The new neighbors just got pizza delivered from Papa John's.
Me: A. They must not know their asses from their elbows.
B. I guess they just fell off the turnip truck.
C. A fool and his money are soon parted.
D. I'm getting hungry. Maybe they'll invite us over.
Categories
- Advice
- ALL I'VE GOT IS A PHOTOGRAPH
- AMERICAN SQUIRM:
- ANIMAL BEHAVIOR
- ANIMALS
- ARCHITECTS
- ARTISTS ONLY
- AS SEEN ON TV
- ASK A KARDASHIAN
- ASK ORSON WELLES
- ASK THE AUTHOR
- ATHLETES
- BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR
- BABY, YOU'RE A RICH MAN
- BASQUE IDEOPHONES
- BEATNIKS
- BLOCKHEADS
- BOND VILLAINS
- BUSINESS STUFF
- CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
- CARTOGRAPHERS
- CELLULOID HEROES
- CHEFS
- CHIMERAS & OTHER MUTATIONS
- CHRISTMAS WRAPPING
- CHUCKLEHEADS
- COMPOSERS
- COMPUTER DUDES
- CONDITIONS, SYNDROMES, AND THE LIKE
- COUNTRY SQUIRM
- CRACKED ACTOR
- CRIMINALS
- DANIEL CRAIG
- DINER
- DIRECTORS
- DON'T EAT NO MASHED POTATOES / DON'T EAT NO BUTTERED SCONES / STAY AWAY FROM CARBOHYDRATES / YOU'RE GONNA LOOK LIKE SKIN AND BONE
- DON'T FEAR THE REAPER
- DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON THE TELEPHONE
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
- DOOFUSES
- DUCKS, DUCKS, DUCKS ON THE WALL
- EPHEMERA
- EVERYBODY NEEDS AN EDUCATION
- EVERYBODY WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD
- EVERYBODY'S HEARD ABOUT THE BIRD
- EVERYBODY'S STUPID THAT'S FOR SURE
- EXPERTS SAY
- EXPLORERS
- FAMOUS ANIMALS
- FEAR IS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND
- FINE YOUNG CANNIBALS
- FOOD AND DRINK
- FOUGHT THE LAW - THE LAW WON
- FUNNY PEOPLE
- GAMES PEOPLE PLAY
- GIMME A HEAD WITH HAIR
- GIMME DOCTOR ROCK
- GIRL SONGS
- GODDAMN LUNATICS
- GOING TO THE CHAPEL
- GOOD ADVICE COSTS NOTHING AND IT'S WORTH THE PRICE
- GRAB THOSE BARGAINS OFF THOSE RACKS WHO NEEDS BERGDORF, WHO NEEDS SAKS
- HAPPINESS IS A WARM GUN
- HEAD IN HANDS
- HEALTH TIPS
- HERE COMES SUCCESS / OVER MY HILL
- HEY KEITH!
- HEY PIPPA!
- HISTORIANS
- HISTORY
- HOW SWEET TO BE AN IDIOT
- HUMOR
- I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
- I LEARNED THE TRUTH AT SEVENTEEN / THAT LOVE WAS MEANT FOR BEAUTY QUEENS
- I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ESPN / I LOVE YOU MORE THAN DRINKING GIN / I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LES PAUL / BUT NOT AS MUCH AS FOOTBALL
- I READ THE NEWS TODAY OH BOY
- I THINK I'M TURNING JAPANESE
- I WOULDN'T LIVE THERE IF YOU PAID ME TO
- I'M AN APEMAN / I'M AN APE APEMAN / I AM AN APEMAN
- I'M FEELING GOOD / FEELING SO FINE / UNTIL TOMORROW / BUT THAT'S JUST SOME OTHER TIME
- I'M IN THE PHONE BOOTH, IT'S THE ONE ACROSS THE HALL / IF YOU DON'T ANSWER I'LL JUST RING IT OFF THE WALL
- I'M THE URBAN SPACEMAN BABY
- I'VE GOT FRIDAY ON MY MIND
- I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE BROTHER / IT IS MURDER
- IDEOPHONES
- IN THE CLEARING STANDS A BOXER / AND A FIGHTER BY HIS TRADE
- INVENTORS
- IT'S A FAMILY AFFAIR
- IT'S A FIVE O'CLOCK WORLD
- IT'S OUR PROBLEM FREE PHILOSOPHY
- IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT
- JEEPERS CREEPERS
- JOHNNY SAYS
- JOURNALISTS
- LANGUAGE
- LET'S DANCE
- LET'S GO TO THE PICTURES
- LIES LIES THAT'S ALL I EVER HEAR FROM YOU
- LIFE DURING WARTIME
- LIFE IN THESE UNITED STATES
- LIST YOUR TOP TEN TOP TEN SEXES / CATALOG YOUR PREFERRED COMPLEXES.
- LITERATURE
- LOOK OUT HONEY 'CAUSE I'M USING TECHNOLOGY / AIN'T GOT TIME TO MAKE NO APOLOGY.
- LOSING MY RELIGION
- LOUIE LOUIE
- MARIACHI
- MASHED
- MEDICINE
- MODELS AND THEIR THOUGHTS
- MODERN TIMES
- MOVIES
- MUSIC
- MUSICIANS
- MY CITY WAS GONE
- MY FRIEND THE WITCH DOCTOR
- NEVER BEEN A SINNER / I NEVER SINNED / I GOT A FRIEND IN JESUS
- NO SHIRT
- NOW GIVE ME MONEY / THAT'S WHAT I WANT
- NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG
- NUTTED BY REALITY
- ONE SENTENCE REVIEWS
- ORATORS
- OUR LIPS ARE SEALED
- PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO WRESTLE THE WORLD FROM FOOLS
- PEOPLE YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF
- PHILOSOPHERS
- PLACE SONGS
- PLAYWRIGHTS
- POETRY
- POETS
- POLITICIANS
- POLITICS
- PRESIDENTS
- PSAs
- PSYCHIATRISTS
- REPUBLICANS ONE AND ALL / THEIR TALLYWHACKERS ARE MIGHTY SMALL
- RIDICULOUS HEADGEAR
- ROLL OVER
- RUBY SONGS
- RUTHLESS SONS OF BITCHES
- SCHOOL DAYS
- SCIENCE
- SCIENTISTS
- SCULPTORS
- SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
- SIGN, SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN
- SINGERS
- SOCIAL SCIENTISTS
- SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PERSON
- SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT I'M A GONNA DO / BUT THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR THE SUMMERTIME BLUES
- SPORTS
- SPORTS QUOTES
- SQUIRM SONGS
- STREET LIFE
- TALKING HEADS
- TELEVISION
- THE CATHOLICS ARE ATTACKING
- THE NAME GAME
- THE RAW AND THE COOKED
- THE SUPREMES
- THERE SHE IS
- THEY SAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
- THIS YEARS MODEL
- THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
- THOUGHT FOR THE DAY, CONT.
- TRAINS AND BOATS AND PLANES
- TRUE CRIME
- TWILIGHT ZONE
- UNDER THE SEA
- UNKEMPT
- UNSPEAKABLY BAD HAIR
- WE ARE NORMAL AND WE WANT OUR FREEDOM
- WHAT A FOOL BELIEVES
- WHEN I WRITE THE BOOK
- WHO THOUGHT THAT I WOULD FALL A SLAVE TO DEMON ALCOHOL
- WILD WILD WEST
- WINE IN THE MORNING AND SOME BREAKFAST AT NIGHT / WELL I'M BEGINNING TO SEE THE LIGHT.
- WITH A SNAKE
- YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON
- YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND A MEMORY
- YOU HAD BETTER DO AS YOU ARE TOLD / YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THE RADIO
- YOU SAY YOU WANT A REVOLUTION
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE CRUEL TO BE KIND
- YOU'VE GOT TO CHANGE YOUR EVIL WAYS
Pages
- BAD POPES
- BIG TIME BOTANISTS
- BREAKING BAD GALLERY
- CENTER FIELD
- CHEVYS
- DOWN WITH!
- LEAVE IT TO BEAVER
- MANNINGS
- MARATHON MEN
- MODELS AND THEIR THOUGHTS
- MOVIE GALLERY - ANIMAL HOUSE
- NAZI MINGLE
- ON ASSIGNMENT: LEMUEL AND BILLY BOB REPORT FROM DISNEYWORLD
- PEOPLE WHO WERE THOUGHT TO BE FUNNY AT ONE TIME, BUT WHO REALLY AREN'T FUNNY AT ALL ONCE YOU THINK ABOUT IT
- QUAYLEISMS
- STAGGER LEES
- TALKING BASEBALL
- THE ADAMS FAMILY
- THE ADDAMS FAMILY
- THE ROCKFORD FILES
- VICE PRESIDENTS
- WALKING ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON
- WOODIES
- ZEBRAS GONE WILD